Bottom 10: Where the teams aren't hot, but the coaches' seats are

Inspirational thought of the week:

Time everlasting
Time to play B sides
Time ain't connected my side
Time I'll ne'er know

Burn retired the day
Burn retired the night
I'm not the 1 to archer you what's incorrect oregon what's right
I've seen suns that were freezing and lives that were through
But I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you

-- "Burnin' For You," Blue Oyster Cult

Here astatine Bottom 10 Headquarters, presently located down the immense heap of to-go containers that Jess Sims brings location from each of her "College GameDay" roadworthy eats segments, we cognize that wherever determination is smoke, determination is besides fire. And barbecue. And ash. But hopefully nary ash connected the barbecue.

There are a batch of chairs being barbecued successful assemblage shot these days. Hot seats that became kindling, and mode excessively aboriginal for an October autumn harvest bonfire. UCLA and Virginia Tech became the archetypal FBS teams to portion ways in-season with their caput coaches, 1 a legendary erstwhile subordinate and the different a legendary erstwhile adjunct coach. And that has led to a hunka hunka burning "Who's Next?" blistery spot lists.

It isn't adjacent truly CFB Week 4 yet and blistery seats are already... pic.twitter.com/WvZIxzD7fs

It's capable to marque one, well, instrumentality a seat, and intermission to contemplate their spot successful this world. Might 1 time we aftermath up to find an diversion manager lasting successful the doorway of our bureau with a pinkish slip? Or a booster who sells cars and thinks he's an adept connected the dispersed discourtesy lasting successful our doorway with a buyout check? Or Lane Kiffin lasting successful the doorway of our room with a portion measurement and cloth samples? And ... hold ... arsenic we beryllium present ... did idiosyncratic spill immoderate Tabasco connected this seat oregon did we accidentally get immoderate musculus hitch successful our drawers?

With apologies to Navy O-lineman Connor Heater, Ole Miss D-tackle Jon Seaton and Steve Harvey, present are the post-Week 3 Bottom 10 rankings.

1. UMess (0-3)

The Amherst Amblers fell to 0-3 via a 47-7 nonaccomplishment astatine Iowa, which was besides Kirk Ferentz's 206th victory, making him the winningest manager successful Big Ten Conference history. It was a fitting coincidence considering that Ferentz took the Hawkeyes occupation portion the archetypal Minutemen were inactive successful Massachusetts.

2. Sam Houston, We Have a Problem (0-3)

The Bearkats kouldn't bask the bye week connected their kalendar bekause they inactive kouldn't kover the dispersed against Open Date U. Now they volition kombat Texas and kuarterbacking konundrum Arch Manning.

3. Eastern Michigan University Emus (0-3)

There are presently 11 0-and-something teams successful the FBS, and 5 reside successful #MACtion. Sources person told Bottom 10 JortsCenter that those teams person each asked Ohio if they tin person the interaction info for West Virginia's scheduling guy.

4. ucLa Boo'ins (0-3)

In related news, sources are besides telling america that aft firing caput manager DeShaun Foster, UCLA officials attempted to spot if the NCAA would fto them instrumentality to the Pac-2, but their calls kept getting kicked to voicemail due to the fact that the NCAA lines were tied up with each of the UCLA players ringing the transportation portal hotline.

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